I miss the road..
So, it’s been ages, I think. It feels like it’s been ages.. I’ve got tour on the mind. I think I miss it.. The adrenaline and all that shite. It’s like when I’m not out there on the road i’m just sitting here. Today in particular I’m watching Jurassic Park. This film, for its time, was absolutely amazing. I’m wondering what would happen if there was something like Jurassic Park.. what would happen? What would become of the world of Dinosaurs decided, ‘Oh, sod it! Earth would be more entertaining with my friends and I roaming about like we own the place again!’ I mean, I hear they’re trying to bring back the wooly mammoth by.. I dunno, some sort of gene thing with elephants and, yeah, why? If they Wooly Mammoth was honestly supposed to be here, I think they’d still be here.. There’s a reason for everything, you know? Reasons for everything.
I just know that if I ever ran into a velociraptor that I’d be so scared I’d crap my pants.. and I’d make sure to do that before the thing tore me apart because we all know that that’s what would happen.
LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE’S NOT FUCKING AROUND.
Seriously though, on the touring subject again..now that I’m off of dinosaurs since I don’t want to have another nightmare about how one of them managed to pin me in a corner and then proceeded to jump around singing happy happy joy joy before ripping out my esophagus.. Cough. I’m really sorry that I haven’t been updating as much.. I can change you guys, I promise.. Just so you don’t think that I don’t care about you lot anymore. We’ve got a relationship, you and I.. and I’m not exactly willing to let that go. You mean the world to me and I have never, not once, thought of you guys to not be the type to call me in the morning. I’ll be thinking of you when I wake up, when I sleep, and when I have my early morning poo. Can’t wait to see you guys again! BE PUMPED.
Stay Classy
xxxxxSam
