So, mate, whatcha been up to?
I know what you guys are going to think when I start to tell you about the bast few months of my life and let me just start out by saying, before you judge… Believe. Just.. believe.
My indefinite hiatus from life begun right before my disappearance. I decided that what I needed to do more than anything else in the world was try and infiltrate Area 51. They said it couldn’t be done but, let me tell you - after I was abducted over Halloween? It had to be done. It just had to be done. I had to know what those beings out in the big, great, galaxy had planned for someone such as me. They told me, I just can’t remember.. and no matter how many times I go under hypnosis, I don’t think that they could dig deep enough to figure it out. I thought that maybe, if I went to Area 51 I could better understand what the beings wanted.
Well, I found it. I found it and let me just tell you that I’m in the good graces of those upstairs. The government? They want you to think that humans are the supreme being. Any time that someone goes off on a tangent about how something else happens? They fabricate it. It couldn’t possibly be aliens, could it? No. Crop circles? Definitely people stepping on cardboard boxes so that way they could do it themselves without footprints. There is no way that a supreme being would be able to do that! Aliens? Let’s make jokes out of them by making a shite load of films in Hollywood!
Let me just tell you that my friends aren’t happy about those films.
Okay, seriously - I didn’t infiltrate Area 51. I don’t know whether or not I actually believe in Aliens, I think it might be a huge possibility if we’re being completely and totally honest but, as far as I’m concerned - I’ve never ever come into contact with one.
Now if we wanna talk about my life for a bit? We can move along to that subject. What I really have been doing over this little break is trying to recreate Jurassic Park. I have this serious fascination with dinosaurs and I think that that place should really exist. Me and my partners have actually found Dinosaur DNA in the old bones that they find and we’ve combined them with creatures now-a-days and so far the one that we’ve been able to recreate was a pterodactyl.
Nah, that’s not what happened either. I think that would be pretty awesome though. What I did was I took some time off to deal with some family things. So, those of you that went out to WWDA and were wondering where in the bloody hell I was? I was back in the UK sorting through some serious drama. Now, though, now I’m BIA. I’m ready to head out on tour with Jay and End of Summer Flowers. Good times.
Also, those of you wondering about my own album? I am still working on it. I think that the direction I’m going in is pretty radtacular so you should stay in tuned for that. I’m thinking about posting a demo pretty soon. Keep your fingers crossed.
Alright, folk-a-dolks. If you’ve got any questions just leave them here. Sorry it’s been ages! I miss you lot and I’ll try to get back to everyone I can!
